Christmas Break Ketchup

11 Days of Christmas Break

By Beautiful Lady

On the first day of Christmas Break

I thought it wise to try

And update this blog before I die...

Way back in the summer

Before my best friend said "good-bye" (cuz she moved)

We saw tons of hot air balloons fly.

I tried the Sour Patch Kids drink

From Jamba Juice "secret" menu

I got my SOUR on at that venue.

Then I ate tongue

While sitting a rest'raunt El Salvador

It was good but I won't buy any more.

 

And then there's a Portabello

Mushroom that's so HUGE!

I had to make some food and not be a stooge.

I made a skirt without a pattern

'Twas a brain-drain

And in truth, it looks pretty plain.

At BYU, they have movie nights

Out there on the lawn

I went, and it was UP! that I saw.

 

I started teaching 4th grade

It has been really tough

But the kids I really do luff (love... but rhyming with tough)

 

For a scholarship luncheon

I ate some fancy food

It had 3 forks and nothing was stewed.

With my peep

I drove from UT to VA

In a truck with no air-condish'ning.

Kinda scary

But I learned how to drive a stick shift

But for your safety, please don't ask for a lift.

I know that this is copping out

But I have a niece

I didn't help, but she's as cute as meece (plural: mouse?)

 

For my mom, as a gift

I crocheted the perfect Afghan

It's big, blue, and warm and cozy

BEST! YEAR! EVER!

That was a little catch-up.

(Why not mustard?)